this took ages to finish but here we go :3
Hi! With you having two fishy fishsonas, my BF wants to know what your opinion is on Sacabambaspis.
Beautiful creature, one of god’s greatest creations
Big fan of all the Japanese memes that were floating around of it a month or so ago. The more accurate reconstructions are cool too but nothing can match how cute this one is
He is a bit of a tripping hazard, but at least he no longer tries to nap /inside/ the stove.
listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it’s still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.
you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose
dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk
chill dude
this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects
“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny
[🦇 / sept 2022]
commission for @sixscales !! 💜🐾
[image ID: fullbody illustration of a big fluffy purple monster, speckled and striped in magenta and cyan. they sport a fluffy bicolor mane in magenta and cyan as well, with white details. they stick their tongue out at the viewer, laying down on their frontside with their arms crossed in a relaxed manner and their legs up, showing their back paws. /end ID]
pikmin 2